This is the place
to find out such things about me as how cute my cute nephew
is and what the Oregon coast looks like. This section
is mostly for my relatives, who actually care about stuff
like this, and for people who like seeing silly Photoshop
splices of my dog with various celebrities.
Yes, I know there are no pictures of me in here. There
used to be, but I got tired of myself. I also got old
and fat, and nobody needs to see that.